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[gourmandized]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, BARBARA. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 816.19.528.16 *** wiggles has joined 816.19.528.16 <wiggles> Hello, this is Ima Wiggles. <wiggles> How can I get this machine to stop calling me Barbara? I don't go by that name anymore. <wiggles> If you'd like to speak with me please leave a message!

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<FräuleinElsa>

[istherelifeonmars]

I would, as well. I can think of no better way to put this awfulness behind us.

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

How about tomorrow?

<FräuleinElsa>

[istherelifeonmars]

I'm sure I can move what obligations I have around.

[...what obligations, indeed.]

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

Then it's a date! [Not THAT kind of date, obviously; that goes without saying.] You can pick where we go for lunch. Surprise me!

<FräuleinElsa>

[istherelifeonmars]

Are you quite sure? Of the two of us, I daresay you are the gourmand.

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

I'm sure! I'm working on a little side project right now, a gourmand's map of Bavan with personal ratings for each eatery, so I could do with visiting someplace new.

<FräuleinElsa>

[istherelifeonmars]

The challenge will be managing to find somewhere that is new to you, then.

How do you feel about brunch? I love champagne with eggs and toast, myself.

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

That sounds lovely! So long as nobody makes a fuss about how much I order you can count me in.

<FräuleinElsa>

[istherelifeonmars]

No one will dare. If I have one champagne, it will be a bottle, more likely than a glass.

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

Then it's settled. I'm looking forward to it!

<FräuleinElsa>

[istherelifeonmars]

As am I, my dear. It will be thoroughly enjoyable.