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[gourmandized]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, BARBARA. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 816.19.528.16 *** wiggles has joined 816.19.528.16 <wiggles> Hello, this is Ima Wiggles. <wiggles> How can I get this machine to stop calling me Barbara? I don't go by that name anymore. <wiggles> If you'd like to speak with me please leave a message!

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<εïз> 10/01

[freestyle_chrysalis]

Wiggles-san, please excuse this message but my physical appearance vastly depends on passing this along!

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

What in the world are you talking about, Rei?

<εïз>

[freestyle_chrysalis]

My utmost apologies, Wiggles-san! I have received this message and as it states on the bottom if I wish to avoid a terrible fate I will have to pass it to 10 others.

I really do have faith that you know 10 other people and avoid being cursed as well.

Please spread this message, I hope none of my friends end up cursed.

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

I will -not- pass on a message to avoid being "cursed" to look "freakier," if it's all the same to you. As a proud freak I can't help but find that sentiment hurtful.

<εïз>

[freestyle_chrysalis]

Wiggles-san...

I really didn't mean to come across as insulting. I suppose that I am a bit more worried about my looks then I should be. I am very very sorry.

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

You're free to do whatever you like when it comes to your looks, but to play into this "curse" notion myself would go against my own deepest principles. I hope you're able to understand where I'm coming from, but don't worry; I'm not insulted by your concern for your own appearance. Everyone should be able to decide on their own style of beauty without judgment.

<εïз>

[freestyle_chrysalis]

Wiggles-san, I wish that I could be as selfless as you are when it comes to how others view you. I really could take some lessons from you.

As much as I praise things as beautiful I think I have found an aspect of myself that is less then beautiful.

Can I please make it up to you? I could perhaps bake you an coffee cake.

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

I wouldn't call myself selfless by any stretch, and you really don't have anything to make up for...but I -never- say no to cake.

<εïз >

[freestyle_chrysalis]

I insist! I made a fool of myself and I offended you with my carelessness. I think baking you a cake is the least amount of trouble I could do.

Please let me make you something. I do know of another treat if you prefer chocolate. Have you ever tried a chocolate cake soaked in caramel sauce and topped with whipped cream and toffee?

<wiggles>

[gourmandized]

Whatever you choose to make, Rei, I'll gladly eat it. That second one does sound particularly decadent, though...so color me interested.