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Barbara / Ima Wiggles ([personal profile] gourmandized) wrote2017-05-17 04:04 pm

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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, BARBARA.

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<wiggles> Hello, this is Ima Wiggles.
<wiggles> How can I get this machine to stop calling me Barbara? I don't go by that name anymore.
<wiggles> If you'd like to speak with me please leave a message!



freestyle_chrysalis: [community profile] vuvuzela (blushu)

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[personal profile] freestyle_chrysalis 2018-10-03 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
My utmost apologies, Wiggles-san! I have received this message and as it states on the bottom if I wish to avoid a terrible fate I will have to pass it to 10 others.

I really do have faith that you know 10 other people and avoid being cursed as well.

Please spread this message, I hope none of my friends end up cursed.
freestyle_chrysalis: (Slime-weep)

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[personal profile] freestyle_chrysalis 2018-10-03 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wiggles-san...

I really didn't mean to come across as insulting. I suppose that I am a bit more worried about my looks then I should be. I am very very sorry.
freestyle_chrysalis: [personal profile] demonia (pic#10564107)

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[personal profile] freestyle_chrysalis 2018-10-03 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wiggles-san, I wish that I could be as selfless as you are when it comes to how others view you. I really could take some lessons from you.

As much as I praise things as beautiful I think I have found an aspect of myself that is less then beautiful.

Can I please make it up to you? I could perhaps bake you an coffee cake.
freestyle_chrysalis: (pic#10496974)

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[personal profile] freestyle_chrysalis 2018-10-03 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I insist! I made a fool of myself and I offended you with my carelessness. I think baking you a cake is the least amount of trouble I could do.

Please let me make you something. I do know of another treat if you prefer chocolate. Have you ever tried a chocolate cake soaked in caramel sauce and topped with whipped cream and toffee?